Ten Commandments When Your Manager Uses Social Media
- Thou shalt not ignore thy manager’s connection request.
- Thou shalt never delete or block thy manager.
- Thou shalt not post updates to thy profile while thou shouldst be working though thy manager fill the screen with updates.
- Thou shalt have no politics.
- Thou shalt not curse thy company, neither shalt thou confess openly that thou hast dumped its stock.
- Thou shalt not post updates about thine other job.
- Thou shalt not share pictures of thy new Porsche when thy wages doth not afford thee a bicycle.
- Thou shalt not write words of love to the one who worketh beside thee.
- Thou shalt not call thy manager a fool, for then thou shalt be in danger of the Hell of firing.
- Thou shalt not tell of thine interview, but if thou hast violated these other nine, thou mayest do so, for verily I say unto thee that thy time with the one who rules over thee now is short.